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go bo 05-25-2015 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11517318)
Ballerinas or burlesque? One group is skinnier than gymnasts. One group is larger.

ballerinas are for me, but burlesque is best...

do you know how hard a ballerina's butt is?

and those skinny little thighs, like rails of steel...

i won't go on,

but there was some kind of classical dancing that wasn't ballet and definitely wasn't burlesque that produced remarkably limber and athletic young girls, as i recall...

go bo 05-25-2015 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11517432)
The fat women ate them.

Sorry go bowe.

shit! what a thing to have to see at ****ing 1:41 in the morning...

have you no decency??

have you no shame??

have you a joint? if not, come on down and sit a spell... :bong:

DaneMcCloud 05-25-2015 12:52 AM

You're 19 and smoke cigarettes, which is stupid beyond belief.

You're lucky anyone will **** you.

BigMeatballDave 05-25-2015 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 11517816)
Only if they are attractive deadbeats..

LOL Do you know my younger sister?

BigMeatballDave 05-25-2015 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 11517578)
Pros: They have tight vajayjays
Cons: Their vajayjays stink

Pros: They love sucking dick
Cons: Some fat pig is sucking your dick

Pros: They want sex all the time
Cons: They can only do a few limited positions and she can never be on top without crushing you

Pros: They always want to hang out with you
Cons: You never want to hang out with them

Pros: She will do anything to give you a boner
Cons: No matter what she does it's hard to get a boner

LMAO Some of the most ignorant shit I've ever read.

redshirt32 05-25-2015 07:04 AM

Iv'e never slept with a fat girl, but I have woken up next to a few.

In58men 05-25-2015 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11517745)
Inmem's a fat chick. Ain't nobody ****in that.


You seem nice

Cmd'r&Chief 05-25-2015 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Cmd'r&Chief (Post 11517506)
Pros: She cooks AMAZING food!
Cons: Mexican Food Night....

LoL, this post is hilarious.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-25-2015 11:52 AM

Cons: always bringing you up in a facebook post

Reaper16 05-25-2015 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 11516672)
Guys who always hype up fat chicks are guys that can only get fat chicks. It's like the kid in 2005 who hyped up the Nintendo DS as being so much better than PSP. You're just saying that because your mom is dead and your dad is a gas station attendant and you had to settle for the 150 dollar device instead of the 275 dollar one. We all know that you're just jealous that the PSP is better so you have to make up for it by hyping up your shitty ass touch device gaming system that has shitty games like NintenDogs.

Have fun feeding your dog and teaching him how to jump over a flower pot, and I'll kick some Ricer ass in my Need 4 Speed PSP port.

This is actually the worst post in this thread.

CoMoChief 05-25-2015 04:57 PM

Pros really?

I'm not sure there is one...unless I guess if you consider the myth that fat women are better at giving head.

But that's about it..and that doesn't outweigh the some of the Cons which are:

-Higher food bill/restaurant check
-Getting hot/sweaty in bed
-Hogging the bed/couch
-Traveling is a much bigger pain in the ass
-Getting caught.

CoMoChief 05-25-2015 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 11518495)
This is actually the worst post in this thread.

this.

first of all...if you're over the age of 8-9....you probably shouldn't be playing portable handheld gaming devices anyway. Those things are for kids.

secondly...that was just a horrible post all together. I dont know why anyone would make fun of someone being poor (unless they were filthy rich and then became poor due to stupid ass decisions that were made), or that one of their parents died.

Reaper16 05-25-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 11518838)
this.

first of all...if you're over the age of 8-9....you probably shouldn't be playing portable handheld gaming devices anyway. Those things are for kids.

You did not improve upon that post.

Brock 05-25-2015 07:04 PM

75 percent of you are fat slobs.

BigCatDaddy 05-25-2015 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 11518990)
75 percent of you are fat slobs.

Sounds conservative.


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