I was just saying you shouldn't feel too guilty. I like crab better than lobster and could see myself eating 2 pounds of it at a time, too.

Fat? I don't think so. There are kids in Africa starving.

Waste not, want not. :D

After school we used to go get some chips or other kind of snacks. I remember my friend Louie bought a 5 pack of Snickers bars and ate all of them.

I'd eat the shit out of some shrimp and/or crab. Not sure what 2 pounds of either looks like but I'm absolutely positive it would be no problem.

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

If I had tried to step up any more than that I would've thrown up... had to work pretty hard to get all 20 down.

I dont regret it though, them little suckers were hot n fresh... mmm.

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The whole thing.

I watched a land whale teach her obese, under 10 years old son how to dip a bacon cheeseburger into ranch.

/the first person who can make and market deep fried ranch on a stick will be very successful

Plus they were the greasiest pizzas I've ever seen.

I once downed a 5th of Firefly vodka and then put 24 blazin' wings from BWW on top of that. While not the fattest thing you can do, the hangover was monumental.

I've always thought Lil Debbie was kinda gross. Hostess, now...that is a snack.

That was my typical lunch when I worked there in high school (and was a little porker at the time). Then random times during my shift I'd create a burger out of the various buns (Arch-Deluxe was my fav bun) and toppings (bacon!), run into the walk-in and down it as fast as I could.

At the end of the day we could take all the leftovers, so everyone who hadn't worked there for too long to not be repulsed at the very smell of it would leave with giant sacks of food.

I drank a 5th of Scotch and a few beers and then ate a bunch of Carribean Jerk wings at BWW. It was fun going down but not fun coming back up...

Mmmm. Love Caribbean Jerk wings.

Nom nom.