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The annual "King of the N00bs" crowning has a new leader (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285112)

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11309999)

Let's not talk about it.

Wow. What a dumbass I am.

I'd better go to bed.

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11310000)

In fact, I vote that all users that created an account on January 4, 2014 be banned on principle alone.

I think there are like 10 total posts between 100 or so users who joined that day. May as well.

None of the assholes that joined that day should win anything ever in life.

Holy shit.

If you think of the n00b nominations as draft picks and the lead vote-getter as the first rounder, Chiefs Planet is like John Dorsey on cocaine.

We picked AussieChiefsFan, who barely shows up anymore. Meanwhile, look at all these quality n00bs that worked their way through the practice squad and special teams and are now quality contributing members who could start for most other NFL fan message boards:

AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder

Dingleberry, Flybone, and TribalElder combined received TEN votes. That's it. Just 10. Flybone and TribalElder both earned spots on my Top 101 Posters snub list. Mav is... well, he's Mav. Prison Bitch is annoying, but he's all about burst.

We did a ****ing awful job of picking the best poster out of that group of n00bs, but it ended up being a really tough list. We should fire our n00b scouts and get a new tackling coach, or something.

That's because god damn Flop backed Aussie. It was over before it started.

Tribal is a dope poster, though. He slays in the game chat, too.

From 2008 to July 2014, I had a grand total of like 90 posts before making my official introduction as Bufkin. I think I absolutely deserve consideration. >:{D

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 11310040)

From 2008 to July 2014, I had a grand total of like 90 posts. I think I absolutely deserve consideration. >:{D

I'm going to allow you in based on your mult account. I'm also allowing Hootie and Sweet Daddy Williams to compete.

There's going to be burst and butthurt like you've never seen.

You're a good man Rutherford Hayes.

Bufkin is getting my vote

Snr will dominate this.

These n00bs kind of blow

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11310078)

These n00bs kind of blow

I don't know, man. Kman and Jonzie both contribute to football talk. And I think I've come out multiple times as a Bufkin fan.

Seriously though, 9000 ****ing posts since July? Hooties been busy. Defending Fivehead's honor is tough work, I guess.

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11310078)

These n00bs kind of blow

All n00bs suck.

Always have - always will...

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11309525)

Let the suggestions rip if you've got them. I have an idea, but if there's a better one out there, I'll take it.

How about a Smack off? Pair newbies that want to try for the title into pairss that get 3 posts to whack each other and then have a poll to vote the winner.

Shouldn't be too awful to administer

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11310036)

That's because god damn Flop backed Aussie. It was over before it started.

Tribal is a dope poster, though. He slays in the game chat, too.

Don't God Damn me bro!