This Parker guy is running out of steam.

Swinging a whiffle ball bat.

C'mon, Moose, get hold of one

And Moose with another Can of Corn....three in a row tonight. He must be dipping his shoulder or something.

Hos and Moose, the Butch and Sundance of failure

Our offense sucks midget nuts.

Moose is closer to finding his stroke then Hosmer is right now

They'll "fix" him again so he can have another 10-game hot streak ... until he sucks again.

Seriously, how long can you keep a .150 bat in the lineup? Play Tejada for a week. Let Moose think about it.

Weeee

If Shields gets a no decision or loss in this game, I'm gonna be major pissed.

I'm already preparing myself for it.

I'm also waiting for someone to break out the "I don't care if your team only scores one run for you, if you're an ace you have to shut the other team out. This one's on Shields."

I'm sitting beside Hosmer's brother and Dad. What should I say to them?

They're both stru-g-g-l-ing the way Joe Namath says stru-g-g-l-ing to Suzi Kolber.

****ing Tigers and Indians..