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Tonight - Texans @ Patriots (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=302393)

Texans getting horsewhipped behind the woodshed. Houton D looks tired it was a physical payback payback game last week and shows this short week.

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 12443148)

Yup. Denver or Pitt vs New England A-****ing-gain for ****s ****ing sake in the AFC championship. Hooo. Ray.

FYP

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 12443155)

This game is simultaneously impressive and depressing.

Yeah. No question. But again, the short week Thursday Night games aren't always true representations of teams.

But yeah. Parity my ****ing nutsack.

Texans put their entire season into last week's game and still had to get a bunch of breaks to win.

Patriots Put Hellen Keller In At Quarterback, Somehow Still Manage To Win

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First reported by ESPN’s Mike Reiss, it was announced Thursday morning that the team had signed a rather unknown QB, Hellen Keller. The 5’3″ 119-pound Keller played at the Tusumbia School for the Blind in Alabama, only lesser known because of it’s in-state rival Alabama Crimson Tide. “Nobody saw this coming,” Reiss noted. “Frankly, she didn’t either.”

Keller started for the Patriots against the Houston Texans in Foxborough on Thursday Night Football, completing 1 of her 37 pass attempts, 3 of those attempts being intercepted. Yet somehow, someway in Bill Belichick’s system in New England, the Patriots still found a way to win – their third of three with Brady suspended.

“She’s been great. Adapted real quickly to our system,” head coach Bill Belichick said. “In fact it took us longer to translate the playbook into braille than it did for her to memorize plays. Helped with all the secret film we have though.”

Bring her in for a look.....errr........

Just hand the Patriots their ****ing trophy already and let's move on to next season.

Patriots will again be in the SB. This is their easiest other path in years.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if they hand the ball to Brady 4-0 and then the wheels come off. Won't happen, but I want it on record that I would laugh hard.

Yeah, this is the pre-return of a pissed-off Brady era.

They will probably grease-spot the remaining schedule.

She's taking the league by surprise. I don't think there's a single defensive coordinator out there who even knows what the OHHWHHWUUUAAHHHHOOOOO offense is

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 12443180)

Yeah, this is the pre-return of a pissed-off Brady era.

They will probably grease-spot the remaining schedule.

Ah, yes. I had forgotten about the **** you NFL Patriots.

Brock looks rattled, big time.

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 12443177)

I'm going to laugh my ass off if they hand the ball to Brady 4-0 and then the wheels come off. Won't happen, but I want it on record that I would laugh hard.

If the Pats go 4-0 without Brady... There's a better than expected chance they run the table.

Only game they'll be seriously tested in will be Denver if it's at Mile High.

I'm just sick of seeing the same ****ing teams win year in and year out while KC sits with its thumb up its own ads.

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 12443185)

Brock looks rattled, big time.

I told you guys he'd be pissing backwards.

This is a game made for Belichick. But again, most of the Thursday games have been shitfests.