If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

I do it without asking them,

I love boobies

Ax Me About Ebonics.



OK, that one I did :)

hyperactive thyroid?

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

Roadhead cures Roadrage...

er, I mean hypo-active, that would make more sense....

My son actually had this bumper sticker (until I saw it and made him take it off of teh car)

This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

damnit...there's the word the again

I like it!

oh and I was just joking around with you