A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

exactly!

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

Wisdom begins in wonder.

I want to be in them...