ChiefsPlanet - Poop The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

Ever been to the Castro district of SF? My Father in Law took me there to "desensitize" me to the gays as a joke.

We park the car and walk into the closest store to get change for the meter. That store just happened to be a gay porno shop. Two guys full on making out behind the register. There's also a tv above them, with a gay porno blasting. It's in the middle of a scene where some big black dude has this scrawny white guy bent over and is ****ing the shit out of him. I wanted to vomit on the spot.

Pasta Little Brioni

06-01-2014 11:51 AM

It wasn't rico it was his alternate redneck ego

TimBone

06-01-2014 11:51 AM

I bought that dvd, though.

Chief Roundup

06-01-2014 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10663754)

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So since you moved to KC you have caused Hoof and Mouth Disease within your Family Circus. Everyone knows you have had Mouth Disease for a long time.

Pasta Little Brioni

06-01-2014 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10663866)

The butt hurt is better than the roasts and the roasts have been great this year. LMAO

This will be a CP staple...wait till the bottom 101

Mr. Flopnuts

06-01-2014 11:53 AM

When I come up I'm going to troll the ever loving shit out of anyone not paying attention. Might even start an I'm leaving forever thread. Full on faux temper tantrum incoming.

Pasta Little Brioni

06-01-2014 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10663879)

When I come up I'm going to troll the ever loving shit out of anyone not paying attention. Might even start an I'm leaving forever thread. Full on faux temper tantrum incoming.

There is a turd in need of a flushing btw

Mr. Flopnuts

06-01-2014 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10663872)

I bought that dvd, though.

ROFL EXCELLENT delivery.

RealSNR

06-01-2014 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TEX (Post 10663828)

Nope. Just didn't know I was on it because I didn't search for it. Now that I read it, it's pretty much spot on. LMAO

BTW, Case Keenum is my 2nd cousin by marriage. He married my 2nd cousin Kimmy...They were dating since HS so I got to see the kid grow up first hand. I also graduated from UH so that's probably why I'm biased when it comes to him. I saw him Easter and he said that he might be going to Baltimore this year if he doesn't stick in Houston.

There, did I supply more Houston Texan / Case Keenum Info? Now I'm off to eat some BBQ! ;)

What's your Bum Phillips lawn statue made of? Do you have one of those nice granite ones?

Pasta Little Brioni

06-01-2014 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10663872)

I bought that dvd, though.

Creepy

Mr. Flopnuts

06-01-2014 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10663883)

There is a turd in need of a flushing btw

Gonna play the same game as last year.

TimBone

06-01-2014 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10663884)

ROFL EXCELLENT delivery.

lol...thanks. PGM snuck a post in between my two though. That damn 20 seconds between posts rule got me.

TEX	06-01-2014 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10663886)

What's your Bum Phillips lawn statue made of? Do you have one of those nice granite ones?

It's a BIG Chia Pet Type - It's right next to my Earl Campbell one. Got Bum and Earl on different sides of the yard so you can see one the minute you turn the corner from either direction!

bevischief

06-01-2014 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10663868)

Ever been to the Castro district of SF? My Father in Law took me there to "desensitize" me to the guys as a joke.

We park the car and walk into the closest store to get change for the meter. That store just happened to be a gay porno shop. Two guys full on making out behind the register. There's also a tv above them, with a gay porno blasting. It's in the middle of a scene where some big black dude has this scrawny white guy bent over and is ****ing the shit out of him. I wanted to vomit on the spot.

I have been to SF but not that location. I don't care what or whoever you do at night.

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