Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

You are 1/4 alive.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

ROFL

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards (hillbillies)

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.