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Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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I have the worse hangover headache right now...
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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