Typical
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They call that "the ol' no job combo"

You guys are assholes. But conversing with you guys is 100 X better than conversing with the hill-rods at the wedding reception. And I've known all of them my whole life. They are all nice. I just don't like the topics of conversation and am constantly awaiting the moment it's time to leave when I'm around them. There's only so much talk about corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins that I can tolerate in one night without becoming agitated.

The best man of the wedding was a guy I grew up with from the time we were born...our mom's were best friends and we were 2 months apart. Spent every day with this dick-wad. Anyways, I've literally got a crazy-weird memory. I can remember RANDOM shit from when I was like 1 and a half to 2 years old. No joke. And I shit you not, I remember being very, very young (under 4) and that guy saying something to me and thinking to myself in whatever toddler language I had in my head, "I don't know why, but I think this guy is a freaking toolbox." Remember it plain as day...his dad came barging outside a couple seconds after I thought that and he chewed our asses for clogging up their toilet with his hot wheels...probably why I remember it to this day. Anyways, regardless of how much of a dipshit I thought he was from day 1, you'd think I'd be excited to hang out with someone I grew up with since birth I hadn't seen in 5 years or so and always generally got along with, right? Hell no. After about 2 minutes of conversing about corn, beef, beans, tractors, excavating, Trace Adkins and farts, I was anxious to get the hell away from him.

The only fun I had that night (well, at the reception...I had fun at the bar afterwards), was talking to a 49ers fan who I graduated with about Alex Smith (even though I was the butt of a bunch of his jokes due to this). This dude's dad owns the business that does the fireworks for Chiefs games (J&M Displays)...and he is heir to the company. Not to mention he works for his dad, so he assists with the fireworks. He has VIP to each home game...which pisses me off considering he is a Niners fan, but I get over it because he asks me to go with him every time I see him. We live in a rural, rural, rural part of Iowa (we graduated in a class of 70-ish)...and I graduated with this cat....and he does the fireworks for CHIEFS games! Small freaking world. But yeah, that was the only high point of the wedding reception...talking to that dude.

There I go with the rambling again....to a dude that never seems to have anything more than a couple lines to say...who probably decided, "tl;dr" half-way through my first paragraph.

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corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins

corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins

corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins

Still here?

corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins

corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins

corn, beef, beans, tractors, trucks and Trace Adkins

I read the last paragraph.

It was spot on except I saw the wall and didn't even start
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Anyone that doesn't respect Diddy for starting over and going after the goal he has for himself is a dipshit.

Nothing but props and respect here J, and good vibes for your continued good health.

tldr

britney was hot though

nm....off the list

:thumb: To anyone 'getting' this reference.

This is a first fpr me, though had I responded earlier in the thread, I would have responded the same.

tl:dr

Where did you work for Eureka? Rolfe is a pretty good friend off mine.

Only reason I caught the last paragraph was I was posting tl.Dr and it was at the top my screen lol
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No, he's not, Miss Hargensen!


I have my BA in Psychology (minor in Social Work). It was the worst mistake I've ever made in my life. I went to college at a private school and am in under my ass in student loan debt due to attaining that ****ing thing.

I am now in nursing school...on a mission to expand my options enough to where I can find a job that will actually ****ing enable me to pay my student loans off someday. Plan on becoming a Psychiatric Nurse Practitioner after attaining my RN...that will be nice... but for now, I'm a nursing student who delivers freaking pizzas for Pizza Hut.

Ugh, life ****ing blows goats sometimes. Hope shit works out for you, though!

Timbone and Rico are mults
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Rico Diddy Timbone and hoot are all red's mults


Well played red
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I worked for him in Carthage, and then opened the Miami OK stores. We had a falling out with his guy and I got shitcanned

Thanks!

Yes!


It's, "tl;dr" ya dumbass n00b.

Hillrodification.



You caught that?

tl;dr

tl;dr

tl;dr

tl;dr

Actually, **** that.

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I'm not a mult! I'm not a mult, you asshole!

In real life...sure. On here...**** that guy.

Ahh. Sucks. He's an interesting dude. A lot of fun to hang out with.

Whatdiddiddydotoyou
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Well I learned kinda going out the future in pscychology is grad school or pointless.

Nursing is where the fat pay is. Problem is I'm a sissy when it comes to blood.

THIS! :thumb:

n00b?

LMAO

Oh yeah. He was, I remember his parties when I was managing for him. He just hired a guy that there was a mutual hate to be my boss.

It was an awful oh **** moment.

.com?

Me too. Big time. I can wipe butts, clean vomit, etc. without a problem. Blood though.... EWWW!!!! GROOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! Especially needles.

I'm hoping to work in a department where I don't have to see a lot of blood.

She is probably more fun now with the little bit of thickness.

Sounds like a money maker
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I'm sorry, I had to. You wrote, "tl:dr" which is a n00b mistake. It is actually, "tl;dr" you n00balicious dumbass!!!

I know your arthritis in your hands may be killing you, but reach into your drawer, grab your clear-lensed, Terminator-style glasses, place them on your aching head, and see if you can distinguish the differences between these:

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Different, aren't they? tl;dr = yes. tl:dr = STFU dumbasstical n00b

Glad I could make you laugh though...even if it were by means of you literally thinking I am so dumb that I actually think you are a n00b.

Tl?dr
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Tubercu Losis?!?!?! Need a doctor?!?!?! Ahh SHIT, someone's gotta save Jason Sauto!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doctor(s) in here?!?!?!?!?! This is serial!!!!!!!!!

Hey SR if you're reading this plz let's be BFF again OK???

okay, this thread is seriously like a floater in the toilet.

hey saul, your previous roast was fan-flipping-tastic!!! kudos!!!

now, on with the next one, por favor!!!

Hey, where do you fish around here?

Oh wait, I had it wrong. THIG LIFE??? Dr? Thig Life needs a doctor???!?! SHIT!!!

Seriously, someone get on that shit...Thig Life is freaking hilarious.

Aside to RICO: this is NOT a MOCK!!!

Actually, I knew what it was supposed to be, but I couldn't find (;), so I went with (:).

Your response forced me to look again, and I'll be damned, it's the same damn key in the lower case mode.

Yes, I am a dumbass.

I laughed because I got the n00b joke.

I thought it was well played.

ROFL

I know, you silly goose. I would NEVER mistake you for a Direckshun mult. You two have different "swag" in your writing styles.

make friends with someone who has a strip pit.

lakeside park (make sure you get a fishing license). don't eat the fish there, tho.

i actually haven't fished in about 10 years. need to teach my 6 year old the trade. let me "fish around". i'll find a place, and i'll send you an invite (no homo).

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a.../2240425_o.gif

Holy....shit. I don't mean to sound like the king of geeks or anything, but I literally feel like I accomplished something. #euphoria

Everything anyone ever needs to know about phobia is directly above this sentence.

I found a state park by girard, gonna check it out this weekend. I'll let you know how it is

I seriously don't understand how Rico keeps writing books in his replies. It's hilarious LMAO

I'm on strike.

As an aside, if you ever want to know how lame the rep system is...yours is the first rep I got for crazycoffey.


I got six for a throwaway post in a Royals thread a few days ago.

Can't rep on mobile. Sorry. I know how important it is. only thing Hootie has ever taught me is the importance of rep.


You are awesome at this though.
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Something is wrong with you dude... Are you sane?
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I tried to rep you, but on my phone the rep window disappears after every letter. So I said forget it

All these times I've posted tl;dr, I've meant it :)

200 posts in 12 hours since the last roast...

Good call.

Um after 2000 more posts it won't float, so yes, a good call.

Don't be angry at me Saully.

/ ego stroking

Begin more roasts

Diddy, were you really talking shit to Hootie for not having any aspirations or an education?

All we need in here now is Exoter talking about his extensive knowledge and schooling(presumably a degree in mechanical engineering); and how he's better than SAUTO at changing brakes because of it to make this thing come full circle.

He embarrassed a friend with a tiny Tim song.

It's actually what george burns looks like today. Minus the cigar of course.

Rico is Neato!!!

That lame-ass ****ing rule didn't even exist a year ago. It was recently added by a certain moderator who doesn't think he's getting his ass kissed enough.

LMAO

Yeah that's me. Police brutality. I was beaten mercilessly by a cop that goes by the name of, "Coffey."

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"Like the drink."



Nahhh, nahh, I'm just kidding. That's not me. It's a picture I came across today on Google images when I searched for "Nautica tank tops for sale." I want to get with the times. Saw this pic, thought it was funny. Dude looks like Frankenstein. I was in need of an avatar update anyways.

Write a manifesto, Bug.

a gif is worth 10,000 words

And when - King - makes it clear that he really, really, for shizzy hasn't read any of my posts when he responded with, "tl;dr," it is worth 1,000,000 tears. A million tears well spent, IMO.

I don't hate Hootie. And, I've never had anyone on ignore.

FWIW, I booted Clay from the thread for a rules violation. He knows what he did. If it had something to do with posting the manifesto, I would have removed all links to the manifesto. I'm probably going to bed in a bit so I'll be unavailable to discuss Clay until tomorrow.

J Diddy polish my knob and hook it up with pizza bruh

This place keeps drifting closer and closer to all the other message boards out there. It's a shame.

Yes, it is pretty fortunate that I do not have a Nautica tank top.

Nawww, nawwww.... you have me mixed up with Sorter. You should probably apologize to him.

You're just in time, patteeu. The intensity level of bitching about Phobia was dwindling.

You should go to bed and get some rest. This thread will wait.

Do we really need a moderator protection rule though?

I think it's cool as hell that you remember Mepo's fab-4. I think it's even cooler as hell that you guys beat them at the Drake relays, right? Not that I don't have school spirit, it's just those guys were track legends at Mepo when I was a youngster...I don't think any of us realized that they had ever been beaten.

If you were on a team that beat them, you must have been fast as hell.

I think they beat us at Drake relays. They also beat us at Districts. We beat them at State.

How could I not remember those guys. They hung a bunch of silver medals on me when we were used to getting gold. In fact, I think they even came onto our home track and beat us. It was good to get them at State though. That's the one you want to win. We were pretty fast for white boys. Pissed off a lot of brothers when we ran against some of the Des Moines schools. The whole Knoxville track program has been very cool for several decades. The old man ran it and both his sons were amazing track athletes. The eldest went on to become a really good decathlete. Now the old man retired and both sons run the track program. They're very good still. The old man's grandson took home some hardware this year at state.

I will shortly. The wife and I are finishing a show first.

I don't think we need a moderator protection rule. Other sites, even other very successful, much larger sites than this one have rules where you can't question moderators whatsoever. We don't think our moderators deserve to be abused. Do you think users should be able to abuse moderators without fear of repercussion?

ts;rt

too short ; read twice.

For the record since Hootie likes to throw out my name in discussions like these:

• I don't think Hootie should have been permabanned originally. He deserved a vacation for a week or two, sure, but I was pretty firmly against it being permanent.
• I think the "banned whenever a mod gets pissy because you've been banned before" rule is weird. I tend to take a more "what's best for the community right now" approach without holding past offenses against people, but that's just me. Regardless, that rule has to exist to keep people like chiefs2013 or whoever he is from sticking around when he's been banned 30 times before.
• I think the "mod abuse" rule is also silly. I've taken plenty of bitching around here over the years, and it never bothered me.
• I think in general, the current mod team is much more in favor of bans than me.

HOWEVER...

• There were plenty of people who felt like the moderating around here was too loose when I was the main one who was active. There were a few issues (the Dane McCloud/R8ers blowup is a good example) where a different moderating style might have made things go quite differently.
• We now have a team of 5 mods who are pretty active, and they are all pretty well-respected by the community. I am just one perspective that Hootie particularly likes, and there are many others who have a different perspective. We have different mods for a reason - to represent a mix of perspectives from the community. There's never been a time when one mod has gone crazy without a general consensus from the other mods.

In general, I wish Phobia and Hootie would both get over this whole thing. I agree with Phobia that Hootie likes to whine like a 10 year old every time he can, and I agree with Hootie that Phobia tends to show up in Hootie's threads largely to gripe. But whatever. Drama and bitching are part of the way this place works.

Nice. Yeah, I know your a mod and everything on here, but the first thing I think of when I see your name is that you had to have been one fast white boy if you were on a team that beat our Mepo track legends. That Mepo team took home multiple golds for a couple years there. If you were to come to Mepo and tell someone that you were on a team that beat them, pretty much anyone would be skeptical as hell. They pretty much were considered "superhuman" when they were doing their thing and that reputation has stuck for decades now. Aaron Egbert was basically considered a demigod. There are pictures of him (and all of them for that matter) all over the concourse at Mepo.

Knoxville seems to be relatively consistent in their athletics in terms of generating relatively successful teams in multiple sports year by year. We wrassled Knoxville to get to state duals one year. They had this HUGE heavyweight that seemed indestructible and pretty much was until he got to the state finals. He wrestled this Independence kid with the last name, "Eddy" and racked up a big lead. However, he was used to pinning everyone in 30 seconds and hadn't wrestled a full match at that point, to my knowledge. He got to the point where he was up big in the 3rd and gave up a huge lead and lost because he was so tired that he wasn't able to move... Not sure if you'd remember that or not.

Anyways, Knoxville is good shit. Congrats to your.... nephew, correct? Your dad is probably proud as hell.

Not sure how many people know this about Phil, but I can, for sure, with 100% confidence vouche that this dude is fast as hell.