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HolyHat 01-16-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by IAmABabySeal (Post 9325534)
Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

We dont care about your mom getting angry.

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325521)
This thread.

Every EMB member on here represents Exhibit A for why the Eagles Message Board is a dumpster fire of fail.

ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

luv 01-16-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325527)
Yeah I made up my mind that this place sucks more than Andy's NFC championship game record

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Or do. Whatever.

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:32 PM

I want to join the board that discusses all the other boards!!

luv 01-16-2013 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAmABabySeal (Post 9325534)
Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

I don't know. I think I might like to see your baby seal get angry.

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by @KCsporting (Post 9325545)
Why are these clowns not banned yet?

cause your mods suck more then richard simmons on a coke binge ROFL

ReidsAnalBeads 01-16-2013 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9325554)
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Or do. Whatever.

Do you fingerbang yourself to the thought of Janet Reno checking Oprah in a roller match?

HolyHat 01-16-2013 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325553)
ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

your board is so lame that you come here? You idiots are so bitter about losing Reid. I love it.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAmABabySeal (Post 9325534)
Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

Come in "piece"?

Is that an EMB code word that is in need of a translation?

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:34 PM

ROFL Bitter about losing Reid ROFL

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by @KCsporting (Post 9325568)
your board is so lame that you come here? You idiots are so bitter about losing Reid. I love it.

dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325553)
ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

"Everyone" includes you and your three fellow Buddy Ryan blow up doll orgy companions.

ReidsAnalBeads 01-16-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by HatchetWound (Post 9325574)
ROFL Bitter about losing Reid ROFL

poor bastards don't know what they're in for ROFL

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:35 PM

cant like on this board SMH

luv 01-16-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidsAnalBeads (Post 9325567)
Do you fingerbang yourself to the thought of Janet Reno checking Oprah in a roller match?

Note to self - quit promoting your derby league, as everyone thinks you're a lesbian.

However, if I was a lesbian, I'd still say ewwww to the thought of that.

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325581)
"Everyone" includes you and your three fellow Buddy Ryan blow up doll orgy companions.

is it dark under that rock where youre living?

ChiTown 01-16-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325579)
dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

Technically, when you consider that most philly fans are mentally crippled, we might want to define the term "activity".

HolyHat 01-16-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325579)
dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

Prove it or shut up. What Message board are you on?

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ReidsAnalBeads (Post 9325583)
poor bastards don't know what they're in for ROFL

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

The Chiefs have the most accomplished HC in Eagles history.

Thank you.

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 9325593)
Technically, when you consider that most philly fans are mentally crippled, we might want to define the term "activity".

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

HolyHat 01-16-2013 03:37 PM

www.igglephans.com

www.wingheads.com

ChiefPassesALot 01-16-2013 03:38 PM

Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @KCsporting (Post 9325596)
Prove it or shut up. What Message board are you on?


if you cant find the eagles message board, you have bigger problems then i thought

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325579)
dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

EMB doubles as an online transexual pick-up site for the Philadelphia-area which is the basis for most of your board "activity".

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:39 PM

ROFL we have an actual official board. ya know, like professional teams are supposed to

luv 01-16-2013 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325607)
Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

:spock:

Weren't you leaving?

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325607)
Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

Actually the Chiefs have a HC in the HOF with a Super Bowl ring... Hank Stram.

Try again.

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325612)
EMB doubles as an online transexual pick-up site for the Philadelphia-area which is the basis for most of your board "activity".

does it suck that you have more fake casino cash then you make real cash in a year? ROFL

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325598)
Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

The Chiefs have the most accomplished HC in Eagles history.

Thank you.

Who won zero Super Bowls.. I mean I do understand that your team has been really awful for so very long that the playoff runs we had would be welcomed by you. But really, if you can't get it done in the end, it's a failure. Look at what Andy Reid did his last few years. Especially after Jim Johnson passed. I don't hate Reid but it was time for him go.

Chip Kelly is unproven at this point.. we will see what he can do.

I just TATEd :harumph:

ChiTown 01-16-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325607)
Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

Easy there, wharf worker. Or, you will face the wrath of the 65 Toss Power Trap

ChiefWiggum 01-16-2013 03:40 PM

alright, i have to leave its been "Fun"

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325614)
ROFL we have an actual official board. ya know, like professional teams are supposed to

The Chiefs have an official board as well, on kcchiefs.com.

Next.

gooch 01-16-2013 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325607)
Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

.....Best coach in chiefs what???

ChiefPassesALot 01-16-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325617)
Actually the Chiefs have a HC in the HOF with a Super Bowl ring. ... Hank Stram.

Try again.

If our championships don't count neither does your lame ancient supr bowl victory toolbag

HolyHat 01-16-2013 03:41 PM

Chiefs Planet members - Showing results 1 of 7983

Igglesfans.com members - Showing results 1 of 4893

ReidsAnalBeads 01-16-2013 03:41 PM

So I was just sitting here finga blasting my filthy chimphole and I realized I need a colon cleansing.

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325612)
EMB doubles as an online transexual pick-up site for the Philadelphia-area which is the basis for most of your board "activity".

Where is that forum??? :drool:

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325633)
If our championships don't count neither does your lame ancient supr bowl victory toolbag

Can you please remove Jerome Brown's rotting corpse from your lap and type like a human being?

luv 01-16-2013 03:42 PM

You guys are fun and all, but, if you're going to talk about people on your own board, then maybe you should go back there? Seriously. I'm sure there are a handful of you who can actually contribute something to this board other than Reid trolling. To you, I say welcome to the asylum. Otherwise, having a group of people come from one board to another just to compare us to people on your board is annoying as hell.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefPassesALot (Post 9325633)
If our championships don't count neither does your lame ancient supr bowl victory toolbag

ROFLROFL

Your "championships" were pre-Super Bowl era with 10-14 teams.

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @KCsporting (Post 9325635)
Chiefs Planet members - Showing results 1 of 7983

Igglesfans.com members - Showing results 1 of 4893

What board is that? ROFL The EMB has like 180K members

ChiefLongDong 01-16-2013 03:45 PM

who wants some dong

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9325644)
You guys are fun and all, but, if you're going to talk about people on your own board, then maybe you should go back there? Seriously. I'm sure there are a handful of you who can actually contribute something to this board other than Reid trolling. To you, I say welcome to the asylum. Otherwise, having a group of people come from one board to another just to compare us to people on your board is annoying as hell.

I'm just here to earn casino cash.

binkybink77 01-16-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ReidsAnalBeads (Post 9325507)
Who do I have to blow to get some casino cash around here?

Mike Hunt.

ReidsAnalBeads 01-16-2013 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HatchetWound (Post 9325658)
What board is that? ROFL The EMB has like 180K members

actually it's 179,649, you yeast infected dyke.

gooch 01-16-2013 03:47 PM

this should be fun When the Chiefs play the Eagles next season...

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:49 PM

The EMB dumbshits on here are too dumb to realize they post on an message board that is operated by the Philadelphia Eagles... a.k.a. they are propaganda tools for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It would be like posting on the message boards on kcchiefs.com.

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ReidsAnalBeads (Post 9325672)
actually it's 179,649, you yeast infected dyke.

ROFL

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325640)
Can you please remove Jerome Brown's rotting corpse from your lap and type like a human being?

I'm starting to think I don't wanna be your friend anymore.:lame:

ChiefLongDong 01-16-2013 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325680)
The EMB dumbshits on here are too dumb to realize they post on an message board that is operated by the Philadelphia Eagles... a.k.a. they are propaganda tools for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It would be like posting on the message boards on kcchiefs.com.

You seem like a good dood, you want to hug it out? If you ask nicely, I'll slide it in you.

binkybink77 01-16-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidsAnalBeads (Post 9325672)
actually it's 179,649, you yeast infected dyke.

Where? Is she pretty?

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9325563)
I don't know. I think I might like to see your baby seal get angry.

are you trying to proposition me?:BLVD:

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefLongDong (Post 9325660)
who wants some dong


mmmmmm dong :drool:

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefLongDong (Post 9325702)
You seem like a good dood, you want to hug it out? If you ask nicely, I'll slide it in you.

ROFL Looks like I hit a nerve.

EMB= owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

So much for being an independent voice of the fans.

binkybink77 01-16-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooch (Post 9325674)
this should be fun When the Chiefs play the Eagles next season...

...in the Toilet Bowl.

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325680)
The EMB dumbshits on here are too dumb to realize they post on an message board that is operated by the Philadelphia Eagles... a.k.a. they are propaganda tools for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It would be like posting on the message boards on kcchiefs.com.

We get paid. In gum.

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HatchetWound (Post 9325724)
We get paid. In gum.

I'm a sucker for Trident layers

binkybink77 01-16-2013 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325718)
ROFL Looks like I hit a nerve.

EMB= owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

So much for being an independent voice of the fans.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess Hugh Janus is not your real name...I wonder if I can find...

ChiefLongDong 01-16-2013 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HatchetWound (Post 9325724)
We get paid. In gum.


Wait, you get gum? When did this start?

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by binkybink77 (Post 9325736)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess Hugh Janus is not your real name...I wonder if I can find...

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Talk about the lamest type of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.

HatchetWound 01-16-2013 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325742)
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Talk about the lamest type of of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.

Wait.. the EMB is owned by the Eagles organization?? :eek:

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HatchetWound (Post 9325744)
Wait.. the EMB is owned by the Eagles organization?? :eek:

The only thing worse than not knowing EMB is owned by the Philadephia Eagles is knowlingly and willingly posting on a message board that is nothing more than a propaganda mouth piece for the Eagles.

Either way you lose.

ChiefLongDong 01-16-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325742)
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Talk about the lamest type of of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.


Derick Thomas = my driving instructor

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325742)
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.
Talk about the lamest type of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.

OMG I never realized I had to go through the Eagles website to find it when I first joined. You sir have changed my life!!!! How are you so smrts?

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by IAmABabySeal (Post 9325757)
OMG I never realized I had to go through the Eagles website to find it when I first joined. You sir have changed my life!!!! How are you so smrts?

ROFLROFLROFL

Knowingly posting on a team's propaganda forum= obvious sign of being a homer dumbshit.

You obviously enjoy the sensation of Jeffrey Lurie's scrotum resting on your quivering little forehead.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefLongDong (Post 9325756)
Derick Thomas = my driving instructor

Is "Derick Thomas" related to Derrick Thomas?

Just curious.

binkybink77 01-16-2013 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325774)
Is "Derick Thomas" related to Derrick Thomas?

Just curious.

Pics of you wife/gf/ex/sister/mother/hot cousin/twink?

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325765)
ROFLROFLROFL

Knowingly posting on a team's propaganda forum= obvious sign of being a homer dumbshit.

You obviously enjoy the sensation of Jeffrey Lurie's scrotum resting on your quivering little forehead.

Did you know that resorting to insults is a sign of weakness? I think you're insecure with yourself and you need a significant amount of psychiatric help. I also believe that you suffer from gender dysphoria syndrome. I highly suggest you seek some help instead of trying to be an interwebs bully who makes little to no sense and rambles about the same thing over and over thinking they're making a point.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAmABabySeal (Post 9325805)
Did you know that resorting to insults is a sign of weakness? I think you're insecure with yourself and you need a significant amount of psychiatric help. I also believe that you suffer from gender dysphoria syndrome. I highly suggest you seek some help instead of trying to be an interwebs bully who makes little to no sense and rambles about the same thing over and over thinking they're making a point.

I've never been pyschoanalyzed by a dumbshit before.

A festive experience for sure.

IAmABabySeal 01-16-2013 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325815)
I've never been pyschoanalyzed by a dumbshit before.

A festive experience for sure.

That's not what I heard.

Easy 6 01-16-2013 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum (Post 9325553)
ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

Yeah, we're the funny ones... meanwhile, the big bad iggles fans CANT talk enough about each others shitpipes, hairy dongs and various other forms of brokeback love.

Take your pillowbiter ass back to the manhole you crawled out of and PRAY we dont come burn you out of that ****ing gay bar you call a message board.

Robert D. Ephius 01-16-2013 04:28 PM

Looks like Huge Anus had a stroke. ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 04:29 PM

Holy ****, it's Guido Planet

GloryDayz 01-16-2013 04:30 PM

I have no opinion....

binkybink77 01-16-2013 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus (Post 9325815)
I've never been pyschoanalyzed by a dumbshit before.

A festive experience for sure.

You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

Easy 6 01-16-2013 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binkybink77 (Post 9325862)
You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

Tell him to pack a hearty lunch and wear his sunday finest.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binkybink77 (Post 9325862)
You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

ROFL Oooooooooooooooo Scarrrrryy!!!

binkybink77 01-16-2013 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9325868)
ROFL Oooooooooooooooo Scarrrrryy!!!

Oh, he'll change your board forever. He's like a monster you keep in chains to unleash upon your enemies.

ChiTown 01-16-2013 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binkybink77 (Post 9325880)
Oh, he'll change your board forever. He's like a monster you keep in chains to unleash upon your enemies.

You must be a special kind of reerun.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert D. Ephius (Post 9325849)
Looks like Huge Anus had a stroke. ROFL

The entire EMB is getting exposed as a flaming pile of epic fail in this thread.

ROFL


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