That is an excellent question. People don't really discuss bathroom habits, do they? I mean, we all GO, but we never actually think that everyone else does too, so what we have to do, they have to do. I've never thought about it but, yes, I look at the paper to see if it's clean, which means ergo the crack is clean, which means I can now flush and wash my hands. On a similar note, to all blind men have to sit when they pee? Or if the area around the toilet is rugged, do they go by ear... you know, if you hear a "pattering" sound move left or right until you hear a "splashing" sound? :shrug:

the pregnant girls around me either farted or pissed their pants I can't tell for sure

Febreze sounds like it should be a feminine hygiene deodorant. "Are you embarassed by odors from down below? When you wear shorts, do cats follow you like the Pied Piper? Does your significant other prepare for oral by donning a snorkel mask? Try Febreze! One quick squirt and you'll smell like a mountain meadow!"

Sometimes when you are having sex with a girl with saggy titties if they are on their backs the titties don't look to bad, then you can control them sort of like the way you drive a tank and make grrrrrrrrr noises

I don't think I'd want my cooter smelling like mountains.

Well, it's the flowers on the mountain meadow. I don't think mountains actually have a smell.

Now, for guys, you don't need a product like that. You can just hang one of those air-freshener trees for the car around his tallywhacker like a "Do Not Disturb" sign on a doorknob, so the tree dangles in the testicular area. :)

Boy, that brings about some very interesting imagery. LMAO

I drank way too much beer last night.

I've been in a haze all day, even with a redbull, a doubleshot and a power bar.

****, I just don't get an smarter. :(

Brats are usually always good, unless overcooked. I'm pickier when it comes to a burger. I'd go with a brat.

Went to a pizza puffet with coworkers. Four slices of pizza, and I feel like I could burst.

I'm walking four miles after work. I have one beer left in the fridge. That will go well with a Lean Pocket, methinks.

I have so much crap to do at home... but I'm stuck at work w/ nothing to do. This sucks!

Ditto.

I just had some grapes-white seedless-grapes are good

hangover! ~(:-p)

Murder Lottery.

It works similar to the powerball. Set of numbers, a dollar a ticket. The winner has 2 days to select who they want to murder. They have to prove that they know or have known the person they select (like an ex teacher, boss, mailman, family member, etc.) The person selected gets the payout of the lottery and has 5 days to make arrangements for the money (will, etc.) The murder is 1 gun shot to the selection anywhere above the eyes. No prosecution by authorities. If the shot doesn't kill, the selection gets to keep the money. If the winner can't go through with the murder, the selection gets to keep the money.

This is the most random thought I think that I've ever heard! Actually kinda creepy.

And I actually have a few "winners" in mind...:evil:

Murder and balls with #s on them would make me nervous.

I WANT TO THRUST TIM MCCARVER INTO THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL

Line starts to the left.

Heh. Heh heh.

p. bad comic tbqh

can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

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:p

that was good.

FEEL THE JOY!

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This was my favorite softcore porn show as a teenager:

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Your avatar makes my eyes cross.

I want sex.
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Dunit35 might know someone for ya

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...70#post5925670

My Starbucks girl is still not back from her vacation and it makes me very sad.

I hate coming to work at 6am on Sunday mornings :cuss:

me too

Our Savior - Impede the waterflow

The waterflow is His work. Build the Ark.

And gather 2 of every creature, except a bronco & faider fan :shake:

Moving ****ing sucks.

New condominiums are fantastic.

I swear, for the past few days, I've been stopping in mid-thought and thinking, "....How DO blind people know when to stop wiping?!?" It's consuming me. I must know the answer.

Broke a damn tooth last night. It's aggravating as all hell too.
I blame you all.

They taste the paper after each wipe.

Milk, milk lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.



But that's an awful lot of calories...

I would fold it in half, brown on the inside. No sticky friction, no problem.

You're welcome.

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Night poops with the lights off. Getting a Chiefsplanet casino cash grant to fund your research shouldn't be that difficult.

Test-running my IMAX print of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", and thinking that Draco Malfoy is starting to look like the evil version of Pete Carroll.

EDIT: Or Jay Mohr.

Would you like me to buy you a car?

Not sure how it'd be your fault if he broke his tooth.

Wait... I'm kinda new here, so I shouldn't assume. Did you previously go by a screen name of IronClit? :shrug: That would be a different story. :)

I dunno. He used it as cross thread humor last night, so I thought I would try it to see if it was really that funny.

You ****in jinxed me dawg. I broke a tooth last night. I'm really looking forward to giving my Dentist a good portion of my savings. And I have insurance.........................

I have a craving that will have to wait about 3 months. Peanut butter taffy with peanut butter in the middle. I've only had them at Halloween wrapped in orange or black wax paper.

Yeah that's some awesome candy

That's the shit you eat after all the peanut butter cups and snickers are gone.... and you are out of pickles.

The triple play from Chili's is like the best goddamn thing ever. Good thing I ate nothing else today.

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You must have had the cheap knock offs.

Frosted Flakes is still the King of cereals. That damn tiger is so happy.

Holy shit, it has over 2,000 calories!

Gotta go to the gym.

I had no clue there were different brands making the "Bottom of the Bag" Halloween peanut butter candies. I usually give those out to the kids in the neighborhood that I don't really want on my porch.

That's just hateful

I just saw "Chronicles of Riddick" for the first time last month. Badass movie. Everyone told me the "Pitch Black" was better. I like chronicles better. Guess I am strange.

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mmmmmmm Donuts

cough cough i love sick days
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I often wonder if "Extenze" really works.....

Ahh, my favorite.

Same here. But I'm not going to buy it off of the TV. I still think that it's some scam...and a group of people are going to come to your house and make fun of you for needing Extenze. :D

No shit?

My doc wants to do a crown. It'll hurt and I'm a pussy when it comes to the dentist.

800 bucks for this shit too.

Sorry for your loss man...

It's never easy hearing a grown man cry.

Uh oh.

Yeah it sucks. I went to the dentist yesterday and he told me it wasn't able to be saved. I'll have to have it pulled and I'm looking at the cost of implants. Right around 2k a toof. So while I wasn't crying over the tooth breaking, I'm definitely crying over the cost of replacement. Sorry Jilly. :crybaby:

oh, I was just posting a random thought...definitely not alluding to your tooth issue, although that sucks in general. So, to be honest, I'm sorry for you.

No worries, I was just messing with you anyways. I look at you as harmless, provided you're not trifled with. ;)

I have got you right where I want you. Mwahahahaha!!!!

When you were a teenager, did you ever see girls with big boobs and think you could never be happy unless you married a female with big boobs?

What is it about the work place that make people crazy for lunch? Seriously, when someone has the day off they may have a sandwich or something thats just lying around, but when they get to work people will go to extreme lengths to fulfill that one food item that they've been craving. The lunch conversation at my work starts around 9:45 a.m. about the time the flies are starting to gather around the wadded up McDonalds sacks in the trash cans. It starts with the token "healthy" option from say Jason's Deli and then eventually morphs into somebody driving halfway across the city to pick up a styrofoam container full of cream sauce topped pasta from some Italian place they've been telling everyone about for months. They can't do their job worth a shit, but goddamn if they can't choreograph a ****ing 12 person lunch order all on individual tickets ensuring everybody's shit is pube infested.

I just don't get it.

Too many random thoughts. I can't pick just one.

But you're just an after thought.




:p

Honestly I think it's the entitlement factor coming into play. A lot of people hate their jobs, and satisfying the taste buds for 15-20 minutes is a good way to cope with the rest of the bullshit they deal with for the rest of the day. I think the thought process is, okay, I'm going to drag my ass out of bed because I'm afraid of going homeless, but goddammit I'm eating that fattening bullshit for lunch, because I deserve it.

Me? I'm fat, so I eat salad for lunch everyday. And I hate my job. Hopefully nobody dies.

Seriously though. Does anyone else ever just have those times when you've got so much shit going through your head that you don't even know what to think about?

Only when all the voices try an talk at the same time:eek: