ROFL

Don't eat the mayo!

If I opened my sammich and it looked like that, I wouldn't eat the sammich!

Are you implying there are times when he's sober?

This should turn into a Haiku thread. **** the drama! Where's FAX?


There is a basic
Structure haikus are to have
Adds up to seventeen?

Shep Smith at Fox News just said that the pro-Dane forces & the anti-Dane forces are now squaring off in fierce battle in Stram Square, there are camel mounted Conan of Sumeria's charging thru the crowds beating people at random... wait... yes, just now there are reports that the pro-Dane forces have now deployed his dreaded force of strippers with flamethrowers.

We are eyewitnesses to history people.

One of those California docs needs to prescribe that do some Mary Juana so he would calm his ass down.

ped o phile is now
some one whos fond of music
what the **** happened?

Or eighteen, as is your case. We're not picky though. ;)

well seven.. yeah... but in chinese its just one syllable

Vagina













That is all.....

one time at band camp
someone stuck a flute in their
never mind silly

lol at this dude caring.

lol

Who's vagina is wounded now?

uh hall of classics?
although dane is not worthy
some funny shit here

Apparently the chick that was doing it in the hot tub tonight.

I offered to make it feel better, but alas she wanted her GF to. So I settled for watching

poor bastard.
Posted via Mobile Device

Don't let the door hit ya, drama queen.

:huh:

he posted a similar thing on twitter....

http://twitter.com/bmifsud

He could be, I guess ...

But, really, there is no such thing as a "new" Mr. Skip Towne.

FAX

Dear Mr. Dane McCloud;

As you stated in the OP, even though you are leaving forever, you welcome contact from your friends here on the Planet. However, I am sorry to report that I have lost your email address. I'm not sure, but I think it told my email server to go **** itself.

If you're reading this, would you mind sending it again?

FAX

Wrong thread

ROFL

my gawd
he's been called an audiophile
audiobear will get them for him

WTF?

sarcasm?

An audiophile, from Latin audio[1] "I hear" and Greek philos[2] "loving," is a hobbyist who seeks high-quality audio reproduction via the use of specialized high-end audio electronics.

or did I miss one hell of a lot

THIS

the audio filter is pwning EVERYBODY tonight. Maybe webgem didn't understand what was going on...

:thumb:

ok well jeez. but i don't think i'll do that ... and die thing.

Dane is ________ Rebecca Black as we speak...

I didn't say Mexican you ****ing racist.

I'm wondering if maybe Webgem Killed Dane, Hijacked his account then posted this thread before offing himself?:hmmm:

Shut up, you ****ing thief...

LMAO Dude. You're not a badass. No matter how much you try to convince everyone. Just reading your posts in this thread convinces me your wife tells you what to do.

Someone wanna explain this JOhn thief thing?

Good grief. Dane chose to leave.

Haven't you been wondering what happened to GoChief's virginity?

I like Dane as much as anyone, but the guy needs tougher skin or he needs to STFU You can't go around flaming everyone and then whine about it when someone finds your button.

Shit, I suppose....

If I had the energy, there is a thread some were....

Anyway it's a deal between Bwana & I, also involved my ex-wife.

But everything is cool now between him & I, and feel free to verify this with him.

**** off


:thumb:

:Lin:

You don't get put in the same class as Shygums unless someone turns up significant off-board evidence like they did in Shygums' case. These banning decisions shouldn't be popularity contests.

What did JOhn steal besides some mans ass virginity?

It's way past time for you to pass on by to a different board given that you seem to want a safer, more sanitized experience.

Dane, I hope you reconsider. I've always enjoyed your posts and you have a way of generating board activity for lack of a better word. This place will be less interesting without you.

Alright, I've had a chance to read the thread now. Time to sound off. I'm sorry, but we collectively cross the line daily. Shock value as I like to call it. Whether it's comments about ****ing mothers, AIDS shrubbery, 400lb man sodomization, dying breeds, or a litany of other hateful, vile, venomous comments strewn about in all directions, this is what we've become.

How could ANYTHING at this point be off limits? How could one possibly know what is "acceptable" and what is not. This comes down to the base core of our dynamic at Chiefsplanet. Will we be moderated, or will we not?

Overwhelmingly, time and time again, we've chosen to not be moderated. We are largely, a group of men who understand that the internet can be a dangerous place for the emotionally weak. Everyone gets their feelers hurt every once in a while and ultimately we are responsible for whether or not we choose to be a part of this community. And let's face it, our policy makes it a whole lot better for the lulz.

I'm sorry Dane has left. I like that dude. More than he likes me in all probability. But I can't think of 1 single person on this board that has thrown more shit at more different posters than he has. You think he hasn't personally offended some of them in ways that hit close to home in their personal lives? That would be near impossible, IMHO, and frankly, I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit, and he never gave a shit. In this place, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

If we're going to make anything out of bounds, we need to rewrite the whole ****ing book if you ask me. We've been out of bounds for years now. We were out of bounds before out of bounds was cool. What's it going to be? Is it time to change? As much as I hate losing a quality poster like Dane, I hope it's not time to change. Like I said, the way we do it is much better for the lulz.

FYP. You're welcome.

No doubt.. Just read part of it.. Audiophile thing threw me off for a bit..

But if that set him off to leave, then he has some other problem going on.. He hurls 10000 times that at other posters and they have not quit..

There's some weirdness going on.

I do think there are times more mod attention would be beneficial. I don't mind long time members who toss shit occasionally as opposed to trolls just being assholes 24/7. There is a difference. If you don't provide anything positive to the board *ever* I got no problem with somebody sending you packing.

(course most of those people are on my ignore list, so they don't bother me personally - but I do think they impact the overall mood of the board)

http://i51.tinypic.com/c3wwx.gif

Was gonna post this in the suicide thread, but it seemed in poor taste if he was serious.

It infuriates me that this board drives away solid posters and continues to reward *ucktards like R8ers and Goturd.

Something is wrong when thats allowed to happen. Simple as that.

Good Luck Dane, hope to see u again in another life....

You'll have to explain that one to me.

It's Pedobear! Google him.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...sg4NooZ6pcKK0w

Equating R8ers to GoChiefs is wrong. Clay contributes a lot of Chiefs-related stuff to the board and has actually attended Planet functions. R8ers on the other hand, is a worthless pile of shit who has never contributed anything positive to the board.

Exactly. Dude's just a 50 year old that STILL needs to puff his chest out at every given opportunity to try and prove his internet manhood. Personally, I think a close male family member touched him in his pants at a very young age.

Hope I didn't cross the line there...............

I think Dane is going to troll us/sign up as a mult

Is he back yet?

Thought this might be a good place for this...


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notta

Audiophile? A guy that appreciates fidelity? What? Really? Dane got pissed about being called out for having a nice stereo?

****.

I better look to selling my 4k speaker cables before I either:

a: Hang myself from the shower curtain rod; or:

b: Quit Chiefs Planet

Thank you, Sac. I thought it was just me. When they say "p*dophile" it shows up as "audiophile."

It was a dark & uncomfortable thread - one of the Planet's worst. And now Dane is gone.... that just sucks.

I never understood Dane's thin skin. he doesn't belong here anyway, dude has a fortune, a family, and a mansion. And yet he still flamed tons of people. WTF is wrong with that guy?

Insecurity issues.

audiophile


Awesome. Maybe the best word substitution filter ever. Subtle and hilarious inside joke. Bravo to whatever mod did it.

What you've written could just as easily apply to Dane, TBH.

See post #26, must be related to Pedobear.

No but Dane will be pissed you have him at 50yrs old.

I wish you douchebags would cry some more over a full grown man acting like a child and leaving because he didn't get his way....

Deberg_1990 .... You gotta be kidding me...

what a little bitch. Good riddance.

Then its not just me. :doh!:

I am so broke. If cotton was a nickel a bale, all I could do is run up and down the levee hollerin' "AIN'T THAT CHEAP????"

I will miss Dane. I'm a huge fan.

Dinny

sent from my laptop using HuntnPeck

how is the board "rewarding" anyone? or "driving" anyone away?

Dane left because he's a little bitch. This guy dished out vast amounts of shit to pretty much everyone that didn't agree with him 100%. Someone turns around, throws down some pretty school-yard name calling, and he takes his ball and goes home, crying that the mods won't ban the big meanies who hurt his feelings.

What a friggin pussy.

There's help avaliable for people like you

just more proof what an asshat Dane is. With the things he has said to others, and he objects to name calling? Board just got better with his departure

I've never had a problem with Dane, disagreed on a thing or two with him, but never got around to name calling. I save that for Raitards and Falcants.

Right up until the little bitch comes back.

He got a huge internet ass whipping and he couldn't take it...

He like a few others on this forum cannot talk to anyone without cussing them out on every thread, kinda like that fat kid body slamming that skinny bully...

You keep pushing people and you get an internet body slam, then you walk off limping or in this case being a huge Vagina by creating a "Later Chiefsplanet" thread...

I could care less who likes me here or not, it's the internet and simply text on the screen but if you can sit there and make statements to Dane like "see you in the next life" or "one of the best posters on CP" you have some serious issues....

The guy did not get his way so he is stomping off mad and getting the attention he craves in this thread..

Dane did not get banned, He left on his own. I do not want anyone to ever get banned over me, The dude followed me around everywhere cussing at me and then when I unloaded on his ass, he creates a dramatic thread to get his forum girlfriends to stand up for him because he is to big of a coward to stand up for himself.

I hurt his little feelings .....

You're still a piece of shit.