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scho63 04-12-2023 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois (Post 16898829)
Stuff hurts for no reason.
The reason it hurts is because we are old and falling apart! :D

scho63 04-12-2023 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 16899084)
Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
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Originally Posted by kozzman555 (Post 16899193)
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox. :spock:

scho63 04-12-2023 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 16899094)
https://assets2.cbsnewsstatic.com/hu...-and-steve.jpg

This thread reminds me of this. Always thought this was brilliant.
I really thought that was the CP Mods annual rules meeting. ;)

kozzman555 04-12-2023 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16899359)
Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox. :spock:
Maybe run towards them. See if I can't boof some coke off of Bugeaters butt plug

scho63 04-12-2023 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 16899236)
I'm only on two Med's but may have to add something. 99% sure I have a bleeding ulcer
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

There are medical issues you can delay but THIS AIN'T ONE! :shake:

Get checked out ASAP.

Bugeater 04-12-2023 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16899359)

You're in for a real treat Kozzman
Truth right there^

ChiTown 04-12-2023 10:27 AM
I'm 56 and have never felt better, except when I was 46, or 36, or 26 or 16. Other than that, I'm tip-top MFr's!

mlyonsd 04-12-2023 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 16899370)
Truth right there^
New phone and accidental down vote.

I win the old people thread.

kozzman555 04-12-2023 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 16899381)
New phone and accidental down vote.

I win the old people thread.
I can't wait for boomers to go deaf and play porn on their phones at crazy loud volumes

Mosbonian 04-12-2023 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 16899375)
I'm 56 and have never felt better, except when I was 46, or 36, or 26 or 16. Other than that, I'm tip-top MFr's!
Wait until you reach 66...

Mosbonian 04-12-2023 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by kozzman555 (Post 16899384)
I can't wait for boomers to go deaf and play porn on their phones at crazy loud volumes
Some of us have no hearing loss and we still do it anyway

seclark 04-12-2023 10:34 AM
I have tremors so bad my wife would rather me finger her than **** her
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kozzman555 04-12-2023 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16899389)
I have tremors so bad my wife would rather me finger her than **** her
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So if I have a can of spray paint, a mixed drink or a baby I don't want anymore, you're the guy to call? Got it

ChiTown 04-12-2023 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16899389)
I have tremors so bad my wife would rather me finger her than **** her
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Holy shit!

LMAOLMAOLMAO

ChiTown 04-12-2023 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 16899385)
Wait until you reach 66...
While I'm in no hurry to gain that experience, I'm sure it will be upon me in no time.:#


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