"There is no God"
-Stephen Hawking 2011



"There is no Stephen Hawking"
-God 2018


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Because people are hypersensitive ****ing idiots.

That is pretty damn stupid. People offended by that comment need to drink antifreeze.

You don't see how it might be offensive to disabled people to describe their deaths as "freedom"?

I know she meant well, but her comment betrays a pretty backwards understanding of disability.

Yeah, not sure how hypersensitive is an objectively inferior form of sensitive.

I suggest Toyota's It's cherry flavored.

Haha! Rep coming your way.

:D:D:DI am interested to know what will happen to his wheel chair:D:D:D

Not sure what the smileys are all about, but I'd guess it'll end up in the possession of a museum at some point.

It would be the one thing I would not want to be remembered as... but they will do just that...

Where is FDR's chair?

It’s at the FDR presidential library and museum.

Oh there is a Stephen Hawking alright, he is just not resting in peace assuming here of course he rejected Jesus as Lord and Savior even on his death bed.

Romans 1:19-25

19 They know the truth about God because he has made it obvious to them. 20 For ever since the world was created, people have seen the earth and sky. Through everything God made, they can clearly see his invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature. So they have no excuse for not knowing God.

21 Yes, they knew God, but they wouldn’t worship him as God or even give him thanks. And they began to think up foolish ideas of what God was like. As a result, their minds became dark and confused. 22 Claiming to be wise, they instead became utter fools. 23 And instead of worshiping the glorious, ever-living God, they worshiped idols made to look like mere people and birds and animals and reptiles.

24 So God abandoned them to do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other’s bodies. 25 They traded the truth about God for a lie. So they worshiped and served the things God created instead of the Creator himself, who is worthy of eternal praise! Amen.

https://www.ccel.org/ccel/hodge/theology1.iv.i.i.html

In my defense I was passing on a joke, not making sure hades is handicap accessible.

:facepalm:

Yep.