Good Luck . Best Wishes Lumpy. You too Gonzo.

Hi, guys and gals. Thank you so much for the prayers and well wishes!

It was a hectic couple of days for me, but luckily, I'll be taking some time off of work and getting some much needed rest.

As far as my "girl parts" (probably TMI, but oh well)... I had 2 cysts, (1 on each ovary), and the one on the right ovary had burst on Thursday. Gonzo took me to the hospital, they ran some extensive tests, loaded me up with Morphine, then they sent me home with pain killers. I was put on bed rest and saw my OBGYN on Friday. She took more tests, refilled my pain killer script, then sent me home.

Then yesterday, (not but a few minutes after I had posted on the Random Thoughts thread), I got up to go to the bathroom and experienced the worst pain ever and I doubled-over. Gonzo came running and we both knew that something was wrong. He arranged for a sitter and we headed to the ER.

They got me right in and ran the same tests as before. This time though, they found out that my fallopian tube was 3x the normal size and it had ruptured, too. Apparently I was bleeding internally quite a bit and they had no other choice but to operate within the next few hours. The surgery went well and they removed both cysts and the fallopian tube.

Anyway... I truly appreciate each and every one of you for keeping me, (and Gonzo), in your thoughts! However, I'm a bit saddened that Dylan didn't post a cake or something. I know it's not a b-day thread, but maybe you could have posted at least a muffin? I love me some muffins!

Much love to you all,
Lumpy

I love muffins too

Damn, I'm glad everything worked out as well as it did, welcome home!

When I read the part about her slipping you the tounge I got a boner.

I'm glad she's doing good now hopefully the pain is all gone.

Wow - sounds pretty scary. Hopefully everything is back on the right path for you soon!

Did you bring the fallopian tube home? I want to put the tip of my tongue on it. I just need to, you know, verify.

That's just nasty. LMAO

This post is awesome.

Glad you're okay Lumpy

Fallopian tube is delicious when it's simmered in a nice garlic & butter sauce.

Umm, Thats not butter sauce man

Crap, I did leave that just sitting there on a tee. Good lord. :facepalm:

Are your boobies ok? They didn't harm the boobies, did they?


This is critical

Damn, a ruptured cyst is right up there with one of the most painful experiences a woman can have.

And I'm surprised they didn't admit you on thursday. I thought that would be standard of care because of what could (and eventually did) happen.

Glad you're doing well.

I missed this place! ROFL

No worries, Laz. My boobies weren't harmed.