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listopencil 08-26-2011 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Crush (Post 7850626)
I ****ing hate Bank of America, AT&T, creepy-looking teenagers, morbidly-obese people that wear skin tight clothing, Irish Spring soap, stoners, Thomas Jones, teen drivers, old women drivers, mother****ers that wear their pants down to their ankles, screaming children, cum dumpsters, Mr. Pibb (YOU ARE NOT DR. PEPPER SO STOP ACTING LIKE IT!), parents of screaming children, soy milk (a.k.a. soy juice), Tale of Two Cities, Michael Bay, my neighbors, the criminally insane, fantasy football, and ESPN.
The criminally insane are kind of fun. Other than that, I like your list.

Sofa King 08-26-2011 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 7850927)
They keep calling and they won't stop. I don't even know how they got my number.

"how are you today? I would like to talk to you about the courses we offer for people like yourself who are going back to school"

Me: I didn't sign up for any information

They come back with a well according to my list you did so they get hung up on.
Hanging up on them doesn't work. They call back. Please take me off your list doesn't work. They call back. I will report you to the BBB doesn't work. They call back. Ignoring the call and letting it ring when i recognize the # on caller id doesn't work. they call back. Then they change their # to 000-000-000. WTF? Like i won't remember that.

A week ago my response was if you ever call back i will remove your head and hang it on my wall and tonight they call back.

I wish i could some how hook up a laser beam that would zap them in their ears through their headset every time they try and dial my number. :cuss:

pick up the phone and hold one of the buttons. After awhile they'll get the hint. Do it over and over again. They'll make a note on your account.

Bob Dole 08-26-2011 08:14 AM
If you call a ****ing phone and it goes straight to voicemail, it's a pretty good indication that the person is already on a call.

By all means, hang up immediately and call back repeatedly! You can bet your ass that when the person DOES get finished with the call you beeped all over, they're going to be in a mood to help you with your urgent issue. (Especially when you're the jackass who caused Bob Dole to come in on his day off last week, and you showed up 7 hours late.)

luv 08-26-2011 08:14 AM
People who stereotype. They're nothing but narrow minded assholes (male or female).

People who unfairly associate you with people you share zero traits with just because you're related.

People who can't see others beyond the surface.

People who don't respect anyone unless doing so directly benefits themselves.

These are a few of my least favorite things.

Bob Dole 08-26-2011 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7851731)
pick up the phone and hold one of the buttons. After awhile they'll get the hint. Do it over and over again. They'll make a note on your account.
Turning the stereo up and laying the phone directly in front of a speaker works pretty well, too.

Bob Dole 08-26-2011 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7851749)
People who stereotype. They're nothing but narrow minded assholes (male or female).
Did you just stereotype people who stereotype people?

luv 08-26-2011 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 7851746)
If you call a ****ing phone and it goes straight to voicemail, it's a pretty good indication that the person is already on a call.

By all means, hang up immediately and call back repeatedly! You can bet your ass that when the person DOES get finished with the call you beeped all over, they're going to be in a mood to help you with your urgent issue. (Especially when you're the jackass who caused Bob Dole to come in on his day off last week, and you showed up 7 hours late.)
This reminds me....

People who call back immediately after you start leaving them a message. They don't know who called in order for me to know who to transfer them to, or what it might be about (which also helps me know who the call might belong to). I walk around the office asking if anyone called a so-and-so. More times than not (actually, I can't think of a "not"), the caller had left them a voicemail (stating their name and reason for calling), but the person couldn't wait long enough for the voicemail to come through before calling back and wasting my time.

Predarat 08-26-2011 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Crush (Post 7850639)
I also ****ing hate Milwaukee's Best. Most putrid beer ever made.
Milwaukees Best > Miller

luv 08-26-2011 08:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 7851752)
Did you just stereotype people who stereotype people?
Hey, I never said I wasn't an asshole. :)

Saulbadguy 08-26-2011 08:23 AM
You guys just need to calm down. Chill out.

Bearcat 08-26-2011 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 7850927)
They keep calling and they won't stop. I don't even know how they got my number.

"how are you today? I would like to talk to you about the courses we offer for people like yourself who are going back to school"

Me: I didn't sign up for any information

They come back with a well according to my list you did so they get hung up on.
Hanging up on them doesn't work. They call back. Please take me off your list doesn't work. They call back. I will report you to the BBB doesn't work. They call back. Ignoring the call and letting it ring when i recognize the # on caller id doesn't work. they call back. Then they change their # to 000-000-000. WTF? Like i won't remember that.

A week ago my response was if you ever call back i will remove your head and hang it on my wall and tonight they call back.

I wish i could some how hook up a laser beam that would zap them in their ears through their headset every time they try and dial my number. :cuss:
Is this a land line? I thought those had call block features, but I've never had one... :shrug:

I use Mr Number on my cell (Android)... you can set it to send certain numbers to voicemail, or my favorite, pickup and hangup. Usually after telling them it's a cell number and I'm not interested anyway, take me off the list, etc; they do... but just the other day Hilton vacations called, and then again yesterday morning.... most of the time the app responds fast enough that my phone doesn't even ring/vibrate. Also had some moron calling once a week or so asking for someone else, even though I've had the number for 10 years... must be frustrating getting the pickup/hangup, since he didn't listen the first 20 times I told him to stop calling.

Predarat 08-26-2011 08:34 AM
When approaching a constuction zone, driving a reasonable speed, maybe a few MPHs over the SL (in TEN you get slammed for speeding in a costruction zone) and someone gets in the lane thats about to close just to pass you and cut you off as soon as the pilons are there. Hopefully some day I can accomplish making one of those ****ers run into the pilons, if that ever happens I will LMFAO. I got close the other day, and today if I had seen them coming, I just might have got them.

http://www.myeugene.org/wp-content/u...RoadPylons.jpg

TimeForWasp 08-26-2011 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7850764)
I use old spice because I have always liked their commercials, even though I hate the smell.
A new product called ShitBeGone has a cool advertisement.

Bugeater 08-26-2011 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 7851746)
If you call a ****ing phone and it goes straight to voicemail, it's a pretty good indication that the person is already on a call.

By all means, hang up immediately and call back repeatedly! You can bet your ass that when the person DOES get finished with the call you beeped all over, they're going to be in a mood to help you with your urgent issue. (Especially when you're the jackass who caused Bob Dole to come in on his day off last week, and you showed up 7 hours late.)
Oh, don't even get me started on the people who call repeatedly instead of just leaving a ****ing voicemail the first time. Sometimes I can't simply drop what I'm doing to dig the phone out of my pocket to take your important call. And if you do this, you can be sure I'm not going to call you back for at least several hours, if not days.

AirForceChief 08-26-2011 11:41 AM
I wish there was a phrase for players who played in the Pro Bowl only because they were "injury replacement" players...c'mon, you were what fourth...maybe fifth in line. You're not a "real" Pro Bowl player. [I'm looking at you, Matt.]


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